Family from hell!(comedy)

[fizz4lyfe]

Characters:
Bryan(your younger brother)
Nicole(you)
Lyn(your sister)

Chapter1:
Nicole:Bryan get your ass of the fuckin couch and help me!
Bryan:Man hell no! Im tired as hell and shit.
Nicole:Lyn! Where are you?!
Lyn:Im cooking get Bryan off the couch!

You hear a explosion from the kitchen and run to see what happened.

Nicole:Lyn wat happened?
Lyn:The fuckin chicken just exploded!!!
Nicole:How the fuck did the chicken explode Lyn!!!?
Lyn:Calm down.I dont know wat happened it just exploded.
N icole:Wat did you put the heat on?
Lyn:750
Nicole:WAT!
Lyn:you told me you wanted it to be sure its done.

You slip and fall in the oil on the floor.

Nicole:Lyn wat the hell?!!
Bryan:Wat happened ?
Nicole:You Little shit!!!
Lyn:(grabbing Nicole from killing her brother)Moms coming home anyminute now! fuck!
Bryan:Im going to pizza hut since you guys fucked up so badly.
You hear your mother and other voices driving up and start to think maybe pizza hut was a good idea.

Nicole:wat are we going to do??!!
Lyn: Just put the chicken on a plate and serve it.
Nicole:Are you crazy she will kill us if she finds out wat happened.

You look out the window and see Bryan talking to your mom and pointing torwards you guys from out the window.

Nicol:That little fuck is going to pay.
Mom:What the hell did you do to my kitchen?
Nicole:........um.....Lyn?
Lyn:...........um.....oops?

Mom:I told you I was bring ing dinner home!
Lyn/Nicole:....................................................
Thinking(aint that a bitch?)

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